Les Liaisons Dangereuses  

by Christopher Hampton

based on the novel by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos

directed by Marianne Elliott

BAFTA Award-winner Lesley Manville (Phantom Thread) joins Aidan Turner (Rivals) in a striking new staging of Christopher Hampton’s celebrated adaptation of the classic novel, where among the glittering salons of the super-rich, one misstep can mean ruin.

Marquise de Merteuil is a master in the art of survival. Alongside the magnetic Vicomte de Valmont, they turn seduction into strategy and weaponise desire.  But when their alliance collapses into rivalry, the battle between them threatens to destroy everyone in their path.

Filmed live on stage at the National Theatre, Marianne Elliott (Angels in America) directs this thrilling game of love, lies, and social warfare.

WOMEN ON THE EDGE

Following the great success of Cabaret with Balls we welcome Charlie Bicknell and Louise Innes back to our stage with Women On The Edge.

Poised precisely on the brink, Women On The Edge lies well short of good behaviour.

Charlie Bicknell and Louise Innes take on life, maturity and modern madness in a show which doesn’t just sail close to the wind, but blasts right through it.

A kaleidoscope of songs peppered with irreverent radio broadcast detours, inevitable surprises and is accompanied by pianist David Harrod featuring Solomon Bain. It’s a sharp-witted, funny and deliciously unpredictable evening you’ll struggle to forget.

Lean way back in your seat and enjoy the ride.’

Godfrey Smith- The Times

Living Spit presents

The Tragedy of

Omlet

Prince of Hen-mark

By Stu McLoughlin (and William Shakespeare)

“O, that this too too solid shell would melt,

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew…”

The question of suitability to play the Moody Dane has preoccupied theatre makers for centuries. Scholars have long debated age, physique, gender and temperament - yet all have overlooked the perfect candidate:

an egg.

Enter Omlet, Prince of Hen-mark; Hamlet rehatched; fragile, brooding, on the brink of cracking under the pressure of his own Egg-sistential angst and joined by a full supporting cast of vegetables and assorted foodstuffs -  fresh from the fridge and prepared to present Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy as you’ve never seen it before; retold by one man, one egg and a trolley full of comestibles.

But this is no ordinary one man show. With live original music, perishable puppetry, and an overly confident reliance on bad puns, actor Stu Mcloughlin juggles an entire allotment of Shakespearean tragedy whilst trying not to turn his leading man into a leading flan.

Omlet, Prince of Hen-mark is a sumptuous scramble of skillful soliloquising, small-scale suspense and sunny-side-up Shakespearean silliness. A cracking night out, which proves once and for all that…

…something is rotten in the state of Hen-mark.

If you love animals, then you are going to love this show. A show dedicated to and celebrating all creatures great and small. The only show around that you get to see your favourite animals bursting out onto the stage right before your very eyes. The original animal show with NO LIVE ANIMALS.

The heart-warming show packed full of music, comedy and amazing animal effects is suited to all the family.

Book your family in and come and have a roarsome time.However, don’t just take our word for it, here is what some of the reviews from our last tour said:

Fantastic show today, well worth the travel, its the 2nd time we've seen these guys, lots of laughter for the kids and adults, definitely will be booking again if there's a new tour next year

Steven Hatton

Genuinely have never laughed and cried so much in one show. Brilliant entertainment, so much fun and incredibly informative.....underpinned by such a powerful, emotive and important message about our planet and animals.

All children (and adults) should see this show, it is absolutely incredible!

Heather Louise

Incredible show, thoroughly enjoyed by my 3, 6 and 9 year old and the grown ups too!!

Never been to a show like this and will definitely come again. Thank you

Sarah Battye

My 8 year old howled all the way through it and came home telling his sister loads of new facts he had learnt he loved it thanks so much x

Alison Pearsey

The kids were hooked from the start - you made it funny, interesting and educational oh and did I mention funny? Haha... My boy aged 8 now wants to single headedly save all animals... Thank you Animal Guyz

Leanne Howson

Mark Smith: Medals & Militaria Specialist and TV Personality

Mark Smith, renowned for his expertise in medals and militaria, has been a celebrated figure on BBC TV’s Antiques Roadshow since 2014. Recognized as one of the show’s most popular experts, Mark captivates audiences with his deep knowledge and engaging storytelling.

Beyond Antiques Roadshow, Mark has featured on numerous television programs, including Who Do You Think You Are? Bargain Hunt, The One Show, and BBC Breakfast, making him a familiar face to millions of viewers.

Mark’s expertise extends to radio, where he is a regular guest on the British Forces Broadcasting Service (BFBS), and podcasts for ABF The Soldiers’ Charity, sharing his insights with military history enthusiasts worldwide.

A Leading Authority on the Victoria Cross

Acknowledged as a global expert on the Victoria Cross, Mark has authored five books on the Great War and contributed to numerous publications and magazines. As a member of both the Western Front Association and the Orders and Medals Research Society, he continues to shape the field of military history and medal research.

His live presentation, For Valour: The Story of the Victoria Cross, offers audiences a chance to delve into the origins of this prestigious award, dispel myths, and hear extraordinary stories of the brave men who have received Britain’s highest military honour.

Collector, Dealer, and Passionate Historian

Mark’s passion for military history began in 1983 when he started dealing in militaria in Islington, London. Over the years, he has built an extensive private collection, specialising not only in the Victoria Cross but also in flying clothing and RAF logbooks.

Mark’s unrivalled expertise, passion, and captivating storytelling have solidified his reputation as a trusted authority in the world of medals and militaria, inspiring collectors and history lovers alike.

Exclusive Pre-Show Meet & Greet Experience with Mark Smith

 Limited Availability

Enhance your theatre evening with a unique one-hour session inspired by BBC’s Antiques Roadshow. Join Mark for an intimate event where history comes alive.

Up to 20 guests will gather for a private Meet & Greet, with the opportunity to bring along personal family medals or militaria. Mark will share his remarkable expertise, uncovering the stories, battles, and historic moments behind each item.

Each couple will enjoy their own dedicated time as Mark examines and explains their pieces, offering fascinating insight and a professional valuation—while the rest of the group listens to captivating wartime stories.

This rare add-on experience promises unforgettable memories, intriguing discoveries, and a deeper connection to the past. Add it to your ticket for an evening you’ll truly treasure.

John Lydon is a legend and an icon, a revolutionary and an immortal. John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – changed the face of music and sparked a cultural revolution. The frontman and lyricist of the Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd (PiL) caused a political earthquake and transformed music for good. To coincide with the publication of his new book, the brilliant, career-defining Archive, he is touring the UK. Lydon will talk about the Sex Pistols, PiL, how he sees life, and take audience questions during a pyrotechnic tour. He Could Be Wrong. He Could Be Right.

Standard

Vip (Best seats and goody bag)

and Meet and Greet packages available (pre-show Meet and Greet with photograph/autograph and goody bag)